The New Rule Of Thirds

So here's a little weekend humor for ya. I saw this on Adult Swim the other night — I forget the context, but it didn't have anything to do with photography. Naturally, as a photographer, I couldn't help but relate it to the widely-known rule of thirds. So here's my suggestion for the next-gen rule of thirds, or thirds 2.0 if you will.

  1. 1/3 Is Good
  2. 1/3 Is Crap
  3. 1/3 Doesn't Matter

That's it. No more trying to line things up on the 1/3 marks within the frame. Nobody follows that garbage anymore. Next time you're out shooting, fill the frame with 1/3 good stuff, 1/3 crap (not literally), and 1/3 that doesn't matter.

Let me know how that works out for you.